SORRY JIMMY, I THINK THE STOOGES NICKNAME MAY STICK

Jimmy Haslam didn't take very kindly to the Browns front office being called "The Three Stooges" in yesterday's press conference.  Perhaps he finally realized that the honeymoon is over in Cleveland for him.

AND HERE WE GO THEY FIRED THE COACH, WITH NO CLUE WHO WOULD REPLACE HIM

While people are angry about the firing of rookie head coach Rob Chudzinski, I am not.  I think that if you suck at your job you need to be replaced.  And lets not pretend that these Browns were well coached this season, they were not.  What pisses me off is that they have made the move with no clue whatsoever of what they are going to do to fill the position.

Firing a guy after one season is already a bit shady and underhanded, and I believe this decision was known to be a possibility back as far as Chip Kelly not taking the Browns job last season.  I think they knew whoever they hired would just be the fall guy for a bad season.  That's what pisses me off.

Mr. Haslam, this coach hiring better be very big.  If it isn't, you might have a bunch of fans tired of crap like you pulled with Chud on your ass.

CHUD ON THE HOT SEAT?

Well the season is over.  Thank god.  But do we still have a coach for next season, or is Jimmy Haslam's mighty axe about to fall upon the Cleveland Browns' coaching staff.  At 4-12 with only one win in the final 11 games it may be deserved.  Time will tell.

This is the final meme of the season, but I'm not packing it in yet.  Over the next couple weeks I will be awarding the 2013 Cleveland Browns Memes Awards. And I will be introducing the Cleveland Browns Memes Hall of Fame during the offseason.

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS THIS WEEKEND'S GAME TO BE CANCELLED

I guess fans of other teams get to have Merry Christmases, but not us Browns fans.  We might be able to hide our disgust with a team that has lost 9 of the last 10 games for one day, but know we are only one day closer to watching the team lose to Pittsburgh to end yet another miserable season.

PARDON ME FOR NOT FEELING THAT FESTIVE THIS YEAR

The disgusting 2013 Cleveland Browns is about to come to a merciful end with what promises to be an absolute ass kicking at the hand of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

And you may notice that I didn't make any reference to the game last week.  I think this meme will suffice.

IN MEMORIAM: DAVONE BESS' INSTAGRAM PAGE

Davone Bess posted this gem on his Instagram Page this morning.  Davone Bess' Instagram page disappeared shortly thereafter.

OUR DEFENSE ISN'T TERRIBLY EFFECTIVE IN THE CLUTCH

I've really stuck up for the defense this season, but numbers don't lie.  Although the Browns have maintained a top 10 defense in overall yardage this season they have been horrible in some of the more important aspects of the game.

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO HAVE A DRY ASS AT THE LAST HOME GAME

Yep they couldn't even clean off the seats in the stadium for the poor saps that shelled out big bucks to watch the Browns get beat up by a better team.  Didn't see Jimmy in the Dawg Pound for that one.

WITHOUT JOE HADEN WE WOULD PRETTY MUCH SUCK

Joe Haden went down with a hip pointer in the second half of today's game.  And a defense that already seems to fall apart come the 4th quarter looked even worse than usual.

ONLY TWO WEEKS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS

So how would you like to get a brand new Brady Quinn, Trent Richardson, Colt McCoy, Braylon Edwards or Josh Cribbs jersey this year?  Only $7.99 in some back corner of some supermarket near you.

NFL THE NEW FORM OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT

Well anyone who saw the game last Sunday knows the Browns played the old school wrestling role of "Jobber" to the mighty New England Patriots.  The job that Jerome Boger and his crooked, one sided, half assed officiating crew did reminded me of when the WWF had "Dangerous" Danny Davis as a crooked official.

Disgusting

I ALSO WISH HE WOULD FORGET ABOUT THE SHOVEL PASS

I think the hideous Brandon Weeden era in Cleveland has finally reached its sad and inevitable end.  The human turnover machine has failed to win in any of his starts this season, and had repeatedly made some of the dumbest and inexcusable mistakes imaginable.  As the old saying goes, "A quarterback needs to have a short memory," perhaps Weeden's concussion will allow him to forget the three consecutive turnovers he committed versus the Jaguars last Sunday that ultimately cost us the game.    

JOSH GORDON CAN MAKE ANYONE LOOK GOOD FOR A MOMENT

I'm starting to be convinced that I could throw for 300 yards in a game if I had Josh Gordon to throw the ball to.

I THINK WE ARE OUT OF THE HUNT NOW

Well the Browns lost at home to Jacksonville.  It adds some thunder to my theory that with Brandon Weeden the Browns are the worst team in the league.  But the key thing is that loss officially eliminated us from everyone's "In the Hunt" graphics that get shown this time of year.