The annual Owner's Meeting has been going on, and of course it is that time where we feel the need to discuss all of the rules. In honor of the event I will give some ideas for my own rule changes.
- Kick extra points from midfield - This was the kicker position will not become devalued as people fear. In fact it may become more valuable than ever. If you can even attempt to blast a 68 field goal you will be the new hot commodity in the NFL. We might even draw some big name Premiere League Player to the NFL, and Europe will go nuts.
- Ban the forward pass - This will solve two hot button issues in the NFL. First the RB position will finally have value again. Secondly it will be a foolproof way to protect QBs once and for all.
- Create a penalty box for "Intent to Injure" infractions - How about we just make a team play shorthanded for a 5 minute major if a player lunges at someone's head, does some shitty dive at some guy's knee and things like that. I bet the N'Damukong Suh's of the world would think twice after facing his teammates who just played with 10 guys on the field because he was in the "Sin Bin"
- Let the players dance in the endzone - However if you choose to dance you will be judged by a panel of professional dancers. The panel may award an extra point to your TD if they are impressed with your dance, but if they aren't impressed they will take away a point. And leave the desired option open that is don't dance at all and just take the six points. I imagine very few guys will pick to dance anymore. And I imagine some coach will bring in a choreographer. Win-Win
Do you have any new rules you would like me to vote on? Send them to @BrownsMemes on Twitter
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