Wednesday, February 19, 2014

CAN HE PLAY FOOTBALL? WHO CARES IF HE CAN JUMP HIGH AND RUN FAST!


After another college football season we already have a good idea on who the top prospects for this season's NFL Draft.  Then comes the Scouting Combine to go and screw that all up.  Just wait, some first round prospects will drop into the abyss of the later rounds, and unheralded prospects will suddenly find themselves coveted by numerous teams.

And this is because of the combine.  A wonderous place where 2 tenths of a second can either make or cost these young athletes millions of dollars.  It's a stupid practice that way too much stock is put into.  So best of luck to the actual good players, because you can screw up an entire college career with one bad day here.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

WHEN I THOUGHT I COULD BE DONE FOR A WHILE

And this offseason is continuing with the theme of fire everyone

It turns our that Jimmy Haslam went to the Super Bowl and he came back with the knowledge that his front office was goofy and disfunctional.  While one trip to this website would have let him know that months ago, of course good old Jimmy has probably never clicked my way.  Oh well at least someone finally talked some sense into the guy.

Monday, February 3, 2014

WOW WHAT A CRAPPY SUPER BOWL

Playoff Peyton struck again and the whole Bronco ship sunk in the Super Bowl starting on the very first play.

After a crappy kick return, the Broncos offensive line was ready to go a little bit quicker than Peyton Manning was.  And the Super Bowl only got worse from there for the Broncos.  There is no other way to put it, that game really sucked.  Seattle took a lead 12 seconds into the game, and they never looked back winning in a landslide 43-8.

The game was so bad that the Purell company tweeted:



They have since apologized to Browns fans for not mentioning the Redskins, Vikings, Raiders and Jaguars in the tweet.

Also our friend Desmond Bryant was not pleased with his seats for the big game:


  

Sunday, February 2, 2014

CLEVELAND BROWNS MEMES 2013 AWARDS - PLAYER OF THE YEAR

And finally the last Cleveland Browns Memes award for the year goes to the Player of the Year:

The Cleveland Browns Memes 2013 Player of the Year goes to Josh Gordon

Has there ever been more of a no brainer in all of the world.  It really is a shame that the Browns wasted the best year by one of their receivers ever.  But Gordon was about the only thing worth watching from week to week.  While the team lost around him, he was awesome.

87 Catches, 1646 Yards, 9 Touchdowns in only 14 games.  Not bad for a guy on a team that hasn't had a receiver that could be called anything more than average since 1999.

Anyways thank you to everyone who visited the site this Season.  I have a Super Bowl to go watch soon and then the offseason begins.  But don't worry there is a lot of things to cover this offseason so check back and look for updates whenever big Browns news breaks.  I'm sure to make fun of it.

Until then enjoy the Super Bowl and thank goodness this season can finally get put into the books.