Showing posts with label football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label football. Show all posts

Monday, April 21, 2014

DEAR PROSPECT, DID YOUR COLLEGE GET YOU READY FOR THE PROS?

Bad Luck Brandon went from the Spread offense to the West Coast offense.


I always thought that in general, college was the stepping stone to prepare you for your professional life.  But something has happened to the game of football.  Over the past decade, the game of college football has evolved a great deal.  Gone are the safe, conservative traditional offenses of years past.  Present day college football features offenses so far removed from what they can expect in the professional ranks it begs the question... Is the current scouting system in place for college talent an outdated one?

I've already written about the top QBs coming out in the draft.  I gave unfavorable grades to nearly all of them.  But you will notice if you look at the article, never once do I knock one of these young men's ability to throw the ball.  My concerns go deeper than just physical ability.  The best QBs in history weren't just great throwers, they were great decision makers, leaders, etc.

My concerns aren't even so much with the player, but how the player knows the game.  The average NFL coach's attitude about teaching fundamentals to a young player coming into the league isn't where it should be.  With all the evolution in the college game happening at a rapid rate, the evolution of the NFL mindset has proved to be slow.  With the hiring of Kyle Shanahan, and the free agent signing of FB Chris Pressley, it has become more obvious the Browns are looking to run a traditional west coast offense in 2014.

So what is it about these college offenses that scare me?  Nothing, they work... in college.  A well executed "gimmick" college offense can be devastating to an opposing defense.  But they don't prepare guys for the next level properly.  Instead they seduce scouts with inflated statistics and exciting highlights.

Lets take a look at the elements of a good "gimmick" college offense and relate them to a pro style offense:

No Huddle: The biggest difference between playing offense and defense is that offense is about executing a strategy, white defense is about reading and reacting to that strategy.  Up tempo offenses in college are demoralizing for defenses.  Giving less time for defenses to get set, creates confusion for QBs to exploit.  Playcalling in this format is vastly different than what almost all professional teams run.  Most QBs can call quick audibles in these offenses and have full control of what is going on.  Traditional NFL offenses rely on vastly different language and take the control out of a QBs hands.  Further more, up tempo offenses also have less time between throws, allowing many QB's to get into a nice rhythm.  Many good college QB's careers have come to a screeching halt in the huddle..

Shotgun / Spread: Many of the modern college offenses have transitioned to an offense that no longer requires a QB to take snaps from under center.  Being in shotgun in every single play with 3,4 or even 5 WRs becomes a matchup nightmare for defenses.  Having up 5 or 6 defensive backs on the field at all times is a great way to create matchup nightmares.  This isn't only an advantage for QBs exploiting matchups, but also RB's who can exploit 5 and 6 man defensive fronts.  Seeing Brandon Weeden was an eye opening experience, as he failed repeatedly to recognize simple linebacker zone coverages.  Moving to a standard pro offense forces a player to completely relearn defensive strategies.

While on it's own learning defensive strategies is a lot lets not forget something else.  The shotgun offensive system doesn't provide an opportunity to learn simple fundamentals to pro quarterbacking.  Learning the footwork for a 3,5 or 7 step drop back will need to be learned.  Learning how to execute play action and rollout plays tend to be problematic for QBs not used to running them.  Even simple things like taking direct snaps can be tough when they have to be learned at the pro level.

Read Option / Misdirection:  If these gimmicks aren't enough for coaches many of these offenses also feature an option element.  Outside of Chip Kelly's Philadelphia offense nobody in the NFL will cater to this element of a college system.  The read option game is becoming a highly successful strategy in the college ranks.  But the issue is that an option offense creates holes in coverages that QBs and RBs alike can exploit.  Coming into the pros the game changes entirely.  All of the "invisible blockers" that an option offense creates are gone.  And if Blake Bortles and Johnny Manziel fail this year, I think more people might start realizing this fact.

As much as I am bashing these types of offense for creating professional quality QBs and RBs I do have another take on the matter.  I believe that these types of offenses have done one positive thing for the NFL.  I think that they have created dynamic offensive linemen, and some beastly defensive players.  The reason is that in these offensive system many quick hitters and screens are prevalent.  Many linemen find that moving to a pro offense is a simple transition, because more was asked of them in college.

The same can be said about the defenders who are tasked on defending these offenses week to week.  Option offenses create defenders who must be disciplined in their assignments.  Once they are introduced into the NFL, they don't have to worry about as much on the field.  Pro coaches are treated to a rookie who comes in with good habits and likely embracing the prospect of not worrying so much about misdirection and options.

So here is the question for the Browns: If we aren't going to tailor an offense around the guy we pick, are we going to pick a guy tailored to our offense?  I'm sorry but if you covet a guy at the top of this draft you might want to consider an overhaul of your offensive strategy or it might be Weeden v2.0.

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Monday, April 7, 2014

THE CLOSEST THING TO A "MOCK DRAFT" I WILL DO

We are still about a month off from the NFL Draft. But since I have seen mock drafts since January, I'm not going to feel too bad about jumping the gun.  I will preface my "Mock" by saying that the exciting part of this draft is the unpredictability of what might actually happen.  So instead of trying to predict what is going to actually happen, I am going to put together this draft in the most likely scenario for a draft following the "Browns Rules for drafting."  If you have followed the team like I have you will know, there are some simple rules for our team to follow in the draft:

  • The guy most of the fan base wants is just out of our reach
  • The guy we end up with has some question marks and we fear we may have reached
  • We pass on a player perceived to be more impactful than the pick we make
  • Fans aren't left completely satisfied we did our best
I think most of you will agree with that so with no further delay, I present the "Browns Rules" mock draft.

#1 Houston Texans: QB Blake Bortles, UCF -

The Texans went from the elevator to the penthouse, to tumbling into the outhouse.  They will be tempted to go a different direction, but in the end they are going to take "The Prototype" QB of the draft, and just hope.  I've said before I think Bortles needs to be taught simple fundamentals, and fear the offense he comes from hasn't prepared him for the NFL style of football.   But hey at least they aren't going to be the team that drafted both of the Carr brothers.

#2 St. Louis Rams: OT Greg Robinson, Auburn - 

The Rams will be in great position to take a safe pick for their offense.  Greg Robinson is this year's "can't miss" offensive lineman.  This will be encouraging to many Browns fans, because at this point they will know that either Sammy Watkins or Johnny Manziel will be available for the Browns at #4.

#3 Jacksonville Jaguars: QB Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M - 

This is where the Browns fans begin to freak out a little.  Jacksonville will not be able to resist the urge to take Johnny Football, because they struggle to sell tickets.  This will be a move by the team to get themselves onto prime time telecasts, sell jerseys and expand the fan base.  It will likely work for them for a bit, but in the end I think the Jags role in this draft will be saving some team who was hoping he would fall to them from themselves.  And now that Johnny is gone here comes the #4 pick!

#4 Atlanta Falcons (via trade w/ Browns): DE Jadeveon Clowney - 


Here is where Browns twitter goes into full meltdown mode.  I foresee the prospect of Clowney being there too tempting for the Browns to leverage into future draft picks.  So they go ahead and make a move.  The Atlanta Falcons will like pay dearly for the pick, and the Browns will move down two spots to #6.  Everyone happy, but the fans.

#5 Oakland Raiders: WR Sammy Watkins, Clemson - 

At this point in the draft, heads begin to explode in Cleveland.  Watkins looks to be the most explosive playmaker in this year's draft.  And another guy high on many Browns fan's wish list for this draft ends up somewhere else.  So now we put the Browns back on the clock...

#6 Cleveland Browns (via trade w? Falcons): OLB Khalil Mack, Buffalo - 

And Browns Twitter officially blows up at this point.  While most people don't realize it, Khalil Mack may very well be the #1 guy on the Browns draft board after a guy like Greg Robinson.  I don't know that this front office covets Derek Carr or Teddy Bridgewater enough to pull the trigger in the top 10 of this draft, and I think Ray Farmer wants his official first pick to be a "lock".  While Mack might be a stretch for being a "lock," he has a ton of potential to be a huge playmaker for this Browns defense.

While I am at it, I will make predictions on who we will land in the first two round of the draft.

#26 - CB Kyle Fuller, Virginia Tech

#35 - WR Allen Robinson, Penn State

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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

HEY WHY DON'T WE CHANGE ALL OF THE RULES?


The annual Owner's Meeting has been going on, and of course it is that time where we feel the need to discuss all of the rules.  In honor of the event I will give some ideas for my own rule changes.

  • Kick extra points from midfield - This was the kicker position will not become devalued as people fear. In fact it may become more valuable than ever.  If you can even attempt to blast a 68 field goal you will be the new hot commodity in the NFL.  We might even draw some big name Premiere League Player to the NFL, and Europe will go nuts.
  • Ban the forward pass - This will solve two hot button issues in the NFL.  First the RB position will finally have value again.  Secondly it will be a foolproof way to protect QBs once and for all.
  • Create a penalty box for "Intent to Injure" infractions - How about we just make a team play shorthanded for a 5 minute major if a player lunges at someone's head, does some shitty dive at some guy's knee and things like that.  I bet the N'Damukong Suh's of the world would think twice after facing his teammates who just played with 10 guys on the field because he was in the "Sin Bin"
  • Let the players dance in the endzone - However if you choose to dance you will be judged by a panel of professional dancers.   The panel may award an extra point to your TD if they are impressed with your dance, but if they aren't impressed they will take away a point.  And leave the desired option open that is don't dance at all and just take the six points.  I imagine very few guys will pick to dance anymore.  And I imagine some coach will bring in a choreographer.  Win-Win
So there you go Roger Goodell.  I just solved all of your problems.
Do you have any new rules you would like me to vote on? Send them to @BrownsMemes on Twitter 

Monday, March 17, 2014

JERRY JONES IS A FOOTBALL GENIUS

Jerry Jones: Football Genius

Brandon Weeden has signed a two year deal with the Dallas Cowboys.  I think there is more than meets the eye on that move.

JIMMY HASLAM ISN'T THE NFL BAD BOY ANYMORE


Colts owner Jim Irsay was arrested for DUI and drug possession.  The Trent Richardson trade is making a lot more sense now, because I thought they had to be high to make that deal.

Friday, March 14, 2014

WELL FREE AGENCY HAS GOTTEN BORING

Jimmy Haslam is shelling out for some talent this free agency period, just not all of them.

Well we didn't get all the big names but we did make some moves.  And as we troll along in this 2nd tier of free agency there are still plenty of rumors swirling around.  Once the dust settles I will give my take on how I feel the team did.  In the meantime I am just going to be on my Twitter account making fun of Brandon Weeden. 

Thursday, March 13, 2014

WELCOME TO CLEVELAND!

Mike Pettine and Ray Farmer are huge

I'm not sure I've ever seen a free agent press conference where the coach and the GM both look like they could kick all of the player's asses.  In any case welcome to Cleveland Karlos Dansby, Isaiah Trufant, and Donte Whitner.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

IT'S ALWAYS FUN IN CLEVELAND AROUND FREE AGENCY TIME

Are the Browns really going to be a factor when it comes to free agency?

I've been surprised this offseason.  I think that the Chud firing, the goofy coaching search, and the firing of Joe Banner and Mike Lombardi, and for some the prospect of Johnny Manziel playing quarterback for the Browns has distracted the fans.  Usually this time of year is reserved for the pipe dreams that instead of sitting on our hands the Browns will bring in some top notch free agent that might actually contribute.  But that really hasn't been the case.  And if the fans aren't clamoring for it, I doubt the Browns will feel too much pressure to be much of a player in this year's free agent frenzy.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

WHEN I THOUGHT I COULD BE DONE FOR A WHILE

And this offseason is continuing with the theme of fire everyone

It turns our that Jimmy Haslam went to the Super Bowl and he came back with the knowledge that his front office was goofy and disfunctional.  While one trip to this website would have let him know that months ago, of course good old Jimmy has probably never clicked my way.  Oh well at least someone finally talked some sense into the guy.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

CLEVELAND BROWNS MEMES 2013 AWARDS - PLAYER OF THE YEAR

And finally the last Cleveland Browns Memes award for the year goes to the Player of the Year:

The Cleveland Browns Memes 2013 Player of the Year goes to Josh Gordon

Has there ever been more of a no brainer in all of the world.  It really is a shame that the Browns wasted the best year by one of their receivers ever.  But Gordon was about the only thing worth watching from week to week.  While the team lost around him, he was awesome.

87 Catches, 1646 Yards, 9 Touchdowns in only 14 games.  Not bad for a guy on a team that hasn't had a receiver that could be called anything more than average since 1999.

Anyways thank you to everyone who visited the site this Season.  I have a Super Bowl to go watch soon and then the offseason begins.  But don't worry there is a lot of things to cover this offseason so check back and look for updates whenever big Browns news breaks.  I'm sure to make fun of it.

Until then enjoy the Super Bowl and thank goodness this season can finally get put into the books.

Friday, January 31, 2014

CLEVELAND BROWNS MEMES 2013 AWARDS - HIT OF THE YEAR

Next comes the award for the Hit of the Year:

The Cleveland Browns Memes for Hit of the Year goes to T.J. Ward

If you have seen the Pro Bowl the last couple years you will know that it had become some bizarre slow motion version of football that was not very fun to watch.  So this year the format was completely changed.  Strangely enough switching the format to something that allows actual teammates to play on opposite teams made for a harder hitting game.  The best hit of the game was likely T.J. Ward's blast on Josh Gordon, which sent Gordon flipping upside down.

Yep... only in Cleveland.

Monday, January 27, 2014

CLEVELAND BROWNS MEMES 2013 AWARDS - RUN OF THE YEAR

For the next Cleveland Browns Memes Award we are awarding the Run of the Year.

No Cleveland Browns covered more ground on one run than this guy.

The running game was dismal this year.  In hindsight, I think that the team dropped the ball by not considering the guy who dropped his drawers at First Energy Stadium in the preseason versus the Lions.  To be fair he did take a couple hits along the way. But he may not have went down if his underwear wasn't still around his knees.  Here is the footage from YouTube of his personal coaching staff psyching him up for the run.


But c'mon this was the Preseason where the young man probably should have been signed and given a uniform, instead he was arrested and received a lifetime ban from the stadium.  

Thursday, January 23, 2014

SOMEONE WANTED THE JOB!!!


After a agonizing couple weeks of the annual Jimmy Haslam coaching carousel search, we finally have a winner.  The Cleveland Browns coach for at least one year will be former Bills and Jets defensive coordinator, Mike Pettine.  While not everyone in Browns town is thrilled with the final selection, this website will be throwing coach Pettine its support.  

He has a very good track record of leading strong defenses.  While the jury is out on what he will become as a head coach, I don't feel that the stooges hired the worst guy they interviewed.  Pettine will also save us from what promised to be a huge debacle with a hiring of Josh McDaniels.  Best of luck Mike Pettine, hopefully you won't win any coach of the year awards from this website, and actually win some football games.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

RICHARD SHERMAN IS MORE INTERESTING THAN THE BROWNS


I'm sorry, in about 15 seconds of airtime Richard Sherman put something more interesting on TV than the Cleveland Browns have in 15 years.  Based on his post game interview with Erin Andrews last Sunday, it would appear that Michael Crabtree didn't get a Christmas card from Richard Sherman last month.  On the other hand the interview was so intense that it put every professional wrestler since the Ultimate Warrior to shame.  

Over the next few weeks I will be unvailing the 2013 Cleveland Browns Postseason Awards.  These honors will be given out, culminating with the esteemed "Cleveland Browns Memes 2013 Player of the Year," which will be given to the Browns player who best represented the team's esteemed football culture in the past season.  

Saturday, January 18, 2014

HOW IS THAT COACHING SEARCH GOING?


I hate to be cynical but do the Browns really think that they are going to get Adam Gase to run this team and be able to duplicate the Peyton Manning offense?  Why don't they have the offensive coordinator of the 2nd most potent offense in the NFL.  Oh wait his name is Pat Shurmur and he obviously didn't take his strict "West Coast" philosophy to the Philadelphia Eagles.

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

SORRY JIMMY, I THINK THE STOOGES NICKNAME MAY STICK

I think the Three Stooges nickname may stick for a while

Jimmy Haslam didn't take very kindly to the Browns front office being called "The Three Stooges" in yesterday's press conference.  Perhaps he finally realized that the honeymoon is over in Cleveland for him.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

CHUD ON THE HOT SEAT?

Does Rob Chudzinski even deserve another shot at leading the Cleveland Browns?

Well the season is over.  Thank god.  But do we still have a coach for next season, or is Jimmy Haslam's mighty axe about to fall upon the Cleveland Browns' coaching staff.  At 4-12 with only one win in the final 11 games it may be deserved.  Time will tell.

This is the final meme of the season, but I'm not packing it in yet.  Over the next couple weeks I will be awarding the 2013 Cleveland Browns Memes Awards. And I will be introducing the Cleveland Browns Memes Hall of Fame during the offseason.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

PARDON ME FOR NOT FEELING THAT FESTIVE THIS YEAR

Thank goodness this season is over, even making fun of this team is getting tedious

The disgusting 2013 Cleveland Browns is about to come to a merciful end with what promises to be an absolute ass kicking at the hand of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

And you may notice that I didn't make any reference to the game last week.  I think this meme will suffice.

Friday, December 20, 2013

IN MEMORIAM: DAVONE BESS' INSTAGRAM PAGE

Davone Bess posted this gem on his Instagram Page this morning.  Davone Bess' Instagram page disappeared shortly thereafter.

Davone Bess posted this gem on his Instagram Page this morning.  Davone Bess' Instagram page disappeared shortly thereafter.