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Here is some of the memes that appeared on my Twitter that I didn't post here this week.

First DeSean Jackson was cut from the Philadelphia Eagles due to rumors of gang affiliation.  The Browns don't appear to be in play for him, but it's not like we haven't had character issue guys in Cleveland before.  And look at Ricky Vaughn now: #Winning

The legendary Johnny Manziel donned some camo pants and wore full pads at his Pro Day / Sideshow.  He made a lot of throws that wowed the crowd, which also included former President George Bush.  Ugh he might end up in Cleveland huh.  Oh shut up, I know some of you are excited about that.

For Eagles fans upset about losing DeSean Jackson there was a silver lining.  They aren't going to have to get used to seeing Mark Sanchez wear a different color than green.  Oh-boy is that an excited lot of football fans out there right now!

And personally I don't think that free agent TE Jim Dray is getting enough hype.  Maybe this will make him more popular with the kids.

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WHY DO I FEAR THE QUARTERBACKS IN THIS YEAR'S DRAFT? ASK BRANDON WEEDEN

When I look at all the quarterbacks that have been drafted recently, I've noticed one consistant thing.  Something that I can't believe isn't more of a concern for scouts and GM's through this process.  What quarterback can you think of that has had success when his college system doesn't prepare him for the NFL's less wide open systems?

I know everybody is saying that the NFL has evolved into a passing league.  But it hasn't evolved into the gimmick laden, spread out, read option, bubble screen fests that these modern offenses have become in the college ranks.

Unfortunately I don't have to dig too deep to give you an example.  Our old friend Brandon Weeden fits this mold perfectly.  His time in Oklahoma State featured him in an offense which kept Weeden in shotgun, with lots of wide receivers.  I noticed that during his time with the Browns he never fully looked comfortable with fundamental footwork, simple play action and screen passes.  And why you might ask, well he never had to do it before and pro coaches aren't into teaching fundamentals to a guy who was a 1st round draft pick.

Don't believe me...  Well I recall Weeden getting outdueled by Kirk Cousins.  What do you know, a guy from a pro style offense in Michigan St, more ready for the pros in his very first start than the bumbling Weeden was after nearly an entire season.  Cousins was a 4th round pick in the same draft Weeden was taken in. Yet still he's buried behind Robert Griffin III, another example of a guy who has been a monumental disappointment in the NFL, because his style only ended up getting himself injured.  Without his legs he has failed to adapt to the NFL game, and is horrible in situations where he really has to read a defense.

Honestly, I believe it is because the criteria for scouting pro quarterbacks is horribly broken.  And the style of offense a QB played in college isn't the only red flag I saw with Weeden.  I have categorized the three concerns I had with Weeden coming in...

1. System - Weeden played in a spread offense at Oklahoma St.  He has yet to show any aptitude to read a standard pro defense.  And is a fundamental nightmare at the QB position.  Not comfortable with play action, typical 3-5-7 step drop.
2. Support - Weeden played with the top WR in the NCAA in 2011 in Justin Blackmon.  It seems to me that college QBs can afford to get lazy with their reads and timing whenever they have a guy wide open on almost every single play.  That pumps up a QBs numbers, and the easiest way to getting noticed is big numbers.
3. Post Season Hype - Weeden's draft hype was severely impacted by his Pro Day at Oklahoma St. Not to mention that many were there to see Blackmon anyway. Blackmon and Weeden put on a show for them.  Very few scouts had Weeden rated as a 1st round prospect before that day.  

To me this trio of simple concerns has been ignored again and again, and consistently now we have found bust after bust.  Meanwhile the Russell Wilsons of the world fall way down the draft.  Why not?  He didn't put up huge numbers in Wisconsin's pro style offense.  And I think we all know what he has that Weeden doesn't.

So here is the top four QB's in this coming draft plugged into my Weeden bust formula.  How does your favorite stack up.

Teddy Bridgewater - Louisville

1. System - Louisville runs a nice system that balances run and pass.  It also features a good bit of traditional play action passes.  Teddy shouldn't have footwork or issues handling snaps from under center.
2. Support - Louisville did feature a couple nice receiving options in Davante Parker and Damian Copeland, but neither of these guys are considered elite guys that would make a bad QB look good.
3. Post Season Hype - Most of Teddy's detractors began to arrive at the combine.  His hands measured small, and some scouts worried about his slight frame (6'2" 214lbs).  His stock then fell further when many said he looked poor throwing at his Pro Day.

In the end he doesn't fit the mold that I described above.  After watching game film I believe that Teddy could certainly be the best of this year's batch.  Of the four QBs I will profile Teddy is my #1.  I just don't know if I would take him with my #4.

Blake Bortles - UCF

1. System - Of the four guys I am highlighting Bortles might be the worst offender in this category.  UCF runs a, up tempo, spread out offense.  Along with typical 4 receiver sets there is always the threat of read option.  In my film review Bortles seemed to really benfit from wide open quick hitters and screens to make his yards.
2. Support - UCF seemed to be more of a product of a well executed system than superstar players.  Bortles didn't really seem to be brought along by talent around him
3. Post Season Hype - Unfortunately this is the other area that Bortles leads the other players.  Bortles stock has risen rapidly since season's end, culminating with his Pro Day effort which was cheered by many scouts and media.

Being an offender of two of my big three things means that in my eyes at this point Blake Bortles looks to me to be an overblown project QB.  Many rumors have him going #1 overall to the Texans.  Far too high a price to pay for a guy who will have to learn simple footwork fundamentals just to be able to exist in a pro offense.  I wouldn't take him higher than the 2nd round.
 
Johnny Manziel - Texas A&M

1. System - I'm not sure what you called the Texas A&M offense under Manziel.  I think the word "Sandlot" comes to mind when I think about Johnny Football's game.  Once again a guy who was a read option QB, and a major part of the running game.  Manziel didn't work under center extended many of his pass plays beyond how they were drew up.
2. Support - Manziel threw up many "prayers" in his two years starting at A&M.  It doesn't hurt when you have a 6'5" WR phenom in Mike Evans.  Evans is slated to be a high first round pick in this year's draft. 
3. Post Season Hype - This is a special situation because Manziel came out of the season with bizarre Tim Tebow style hype.  He won several big games, made some remarkable plays, and played hard on the field.  He also partied hard off the field, and came with a bit of a stigma.  The hype on Manziel seemed to lose a bit of steam.  Then came his pro day.  Which was attended my former president George H.W. Bush.  I think that speaks for itself.  

People love this kid, and I will admit if I was his college coach there were some plays that he did make that I would pat him on the back for.  But I will also admit that some of his biggest moments were nothing but pure luck.  Manziel is not careful with himself or a football.  I admire his never give up attitude, but throwing up prayers down the middle of the field is a great way to have a short NFL career.  He's a third rounder in my eyes, which unfortunately means that if I were the GM we wouldn't get the benefit of the jersey sales.  Sorry Manziel fans, just not with you on this one.

Derek Carr - Fresno St.

1. System - Derek Carr's film unfortunately looks eerily similar to Weeden's.  All shotgun all of the time.  Carr appears to be the king of the bubble screen.
2. Support - Carr was also benefited from Davante Adams, who with Fresno State's schedule was likely a nightmare matchup for defenders.  Adams is currently a 2nd round prospect in the upcoming draft. 
3. Post Season Hype - Carr's Combine and Pro Day all sort of flew under the radar.  His draft status has stayed fairly steady at the tail end of the tier one prospects.

 Carr looks like Brandon Weeden 2.0 to me and that's all I'm going to say about that.  I would like to see him taken in the 3rd or 4th round, so he can progress as a project.  However I also see him going somewhere that is going to have a need to start him early.

So there it is, if the Browns HAVE to take a QB with your 4th pick, I will only be happy with Teddy Bridgewater.  But I see a lot of question marks.  And why pick a question mark when there will be a few exclamation points available?

HEY WHY DON'T WE CHANGE ALL OF THE RULES?

The annual Owner's Meeting has been going on, and of course it is that time where we feel the need to discuss all of the rules.  In honor of the event I will give some ideas for my own rule changes.

• Kick extra points from midfield - This was the kicker position will not become devalued as people fear. In fact it may become more valuable than ever.  If you can even attempt to blast a 68 field goal you will be the new hot commodity in the NFL.  We might even draw some big name Premiere League Player to the NFL, and Europe will go nuts.
• Ban the forward pass - This will solve two hot button issues in the NFL.  First the RB position will finally have value again.  Secondly it will be a foolproof way to protect QBs once and for all.
• Create a penalty box for "Intent to Injure" infractions - How about we just make a team play shorthanded for a 5 minute major if a player lunges at someone's head, does some shitty dive at some guy's knee and things like that.  I bet the N'Damukong Suh's of the world would think twice after facing his teammates who just played with 10 guys on the field because he was in the "Sin Bin"
• Let the players dance in the endzone - However if you choose to dance you will be judged by a panel of professional dancers.   The panel may award an extra point to your TD if they are impressed with your dance, but if they aren't impressed they will take away a point.  And leave the desired option open that is don't dance at all and just take the six points.  I imagine very few guys will pick to dance anymore.  And I imagine some coach will bring in a choreographer.  Win-Win

So there you go Roger Goodell.  I just solved all of your problems.
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HERE IS WHAT SOME LEGENDARY MEMES HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE BROWNS

THE NEW GUYS: A FREE AGENCY ROUNDUP

I'm so happy with the Browns right now.  For years we had to sit quietly this time of year.  All the while poor saps like Phil Savage and Tom Heckert had to say that our philosophy was to "BUILD THROUGH THE DRAFT."  Which I'm guessing was really just a way to sugarcoat what they would say if they said what they wanted, "Randy Lerner is cheap."

Well our new friend Jimmy suddenly changed all of that.  Suddenly the Stooges were gone, and the guys he wanted to run the team were running it.  And for the first time our history the Browns have tried to be major players in this new and wonderful world of free agency.  There is a reason that the Browns were, and still are a bazillion dollars under the salary cap.  We've never tried like this before.

Before I even get into the guys that we got I want you to think about this.  We even had impact on some of the guys that didn't get.  You can't tell me that the Browns didn't jump the price on Jairus Byrd, effectively forcing New Orleans to make big sacrifices on offensive weapons.  New England was quick to throw a lot of money at Darrelle Revis just to keep him from talking to us.  It's like Ray Farmer and Mike Pettine are already playing defense, keeping teams from being able to be competitive for other top guys.

But how about the guys we did get lets meet THE NEW CLEVELAND BROWNS

LB - KARLOS DANSBY - 32 years old - 6'4" 243lbs - Auburn 

Right as the bell sounded for the start of the signing period Dansby was announced.  Honestly at first I thought that it was an appropriate Browns pick because a couple of the more positive free agent moves in the past have been for older linebackers.  Scott Fujita and Willie McGinest come to mind, and they came to Cleveland and won over many fans on some pretty rotten teams.  But unlike those guys Dansby won't be surrounded by a bunch of rookies.  And unlike those guys Dansby is coming off of one of his best seasons ever.  He had career highs in tackles (113) and interceptions (4 including 2 TDs) and recorded 6.5 sacks to boot.  Dansby is a very balanced MLB known to be tough against the pass and run.  With our OLBs he probably wont be called upon too much to rush the passer, so he really is a nice fit for our defense.

S - DONTE WHITNER - 28 years old - 5'11" 205lbs - The Ohio State University

If there was a guy who needed no introduction to this fan base it is Donte Whitner.  Donte is a product of Glenville High School and played his college football with the Buckeyes.  Even in his initial press conference he raved about the prospect of getting to play football in high school, college and professionally in the same state.  Whitner wants to be a Cleveland Brown and that is a great thing for this fan base and this team.  Kudos to the organization for making this happen.  Not only is this a good football move, but a tremendous PR move as well.  Whitner or Hitner or whatever we will be calling him by the time the season starts is going to be a fan favorite and I can't wait to see him on the field wearing orange and brown.

CB - ISAIAH TRUFANT - 31 years old - 5'8" 170lbs - Eastern Washington

Isaiah Trufant picked the rough road to the NFL.  The bumps on that road won him an Arena Football League Championship and a Defensive Player of the Year award in the now defunct UFL in 2010.  Winning DPOY against the likes of Josh McCown, Dante Culpepper, and our old friend Jeff Garcia earned him a spot with the New York Jets in 2011.  He has played with both the Jets and the Philadelphia Eagles, mostly in a special teams capacity.  However he was with Mike Pettine in New York for a season, and that familiarity likely make him attractive to Cleveland.

TE - JIM DRAY - 27 years old - 6'5" 253lbs - Stanford

Jim Dray signed with Cleveland after spending his first four seasons with the Arizona Cardinals.  He is coming off of his best season as a pro, and first as a starter.  He started 15 games for the Cards last season hauling in 26 catches and scoring his first two TDs of his career.  But Dray was likely brought in for his size and blocking skills above all else.  From here on out this website will refer to Jim as Dr. Dray.

RB - BEN TATE - 25 years old - 5'11" 214lbs - Auburn

When it began to look like the Browns were abandoning the offensive skill positions along came a name that had been being kicked around since the middle of last season.  Ben Tate has spent the last three seasons as Arian Foster's understudy in Houston.  But here in Cleveland he will get his chance to start. Tate's numbers aren't unimpressive, he has a career yards per carry average of 4.7 yards, and 10 TDs in limited action.  Tate hopes to break out this season in a Kyle Shanahan offensive scheme that is designed to create running room.

WR - ANDREW HAWKINS - 5'7" 175lbs - Toledo

"Baby Hawk" has had a long strange trip to the NFL.  At Toledo he was actually a rare two way player.  He split time between WR and CB.    Hawkins actually worked out for the Browns back in 2008 after going undrafted.  With his options limited he played for two seasons in the CFL, and was the runner up on Michael Irvin's reality show, 4th and long. The exposure eventually landed him in with the Bengals, where he has spent the last three seasons.  His best season was in 2012, where he caught 51 passes, and was a very good third down target.  The buzz on Hawkins is his ability to make big plays after the catch.

Who knows what this might mean, we might just be a more expensive 4-12 team next year.  But who knows we might even make it all the way to 8-8.  We still have a draft to go.

JERRY JONES IS A FOOTBALL GENIUS

Brandon Weeden has signed a two year deal with the Dallas Cowboys.  I think there is more than meets the eye on that move.

JIMMY HASLAM ISN'T THE NFL BAD BOY ANYMORE

Colts owner Jim Irsay was arrested for DUI and drug possession.  The Trent Richardson trade is making a lot more sense now, because I thought they had to be high to make that deal.

WELL FREE AGENCY HAS GOTTEN BORING

Well we didn't get all the big names but we did make some moves.  And as we troll along in this 2nd tier of free agency there are still plenty of rumors swirling around.  Once the dust settles I will give my take on how I feel the team did.  In the meantime I am just going to be on my Twitter account making fun of Brandon Weeden. 

WELCOME TO CLEVELAND!

I'm not sure I've ever seen a free agent press conference where the coach and the GM both look like they could kick all of the player's asses.  In any case welcome to Cleveland Karlos Dansby, Isaiah Trufant, and Donte Whitner.

SORRY FANS NO REVIS ISLAND SIGHTED IN LAKE ERIE

Sorry kids if Darrelle Revis wanted to be a Cleveland Brown he would be one right now.  Let his overpayed diva ass go straight to New England where he can sink with that ship.

GOODBYE BRANDON WEEDEN

The day has finally come, where the 2012 NFL Draft may have finally become the single worst in NFL history.  Many teams have missed badly with a first round pick.  But missing as badly as the Browns did with both Trent Richardson and Brandon Weeden is disgusting.  And now in March of 2014 we are already rid of both of them.  Weeden's walking papers were delivered today, and nobody seems upset.  Anyway here is a collection of Weeden's contributions to this website.  Free Agent review coming soon.

IT'S ALWAYS FUN IN CLEVELAND AROUND FREE AGENCY TIME

I've been surprised this offseason.  I think that the Chud firing, the goofy coaching search, and the firing of Joe Banner and Mike Lombardi, and for some the prospect of Johnny Manziel playing quarterback for the Browns has distracted the fans.  Usually this time of year is reserved for the pipe dreams that instead of sitting on our hands the Browns will bring in some top notch free agent that might actually contribute.  But that really hasn't been the case.  And if the fans aren't clamoring for it, I doubt the Browns will feel too much pressure to be much of a player in this year's free agent frenzy.